Fluffy Pink Searches, Part 2

One of the coolest features of Site Meter is the ability to see the types of oddball searches that refer people to this blog. Many searches were used multiple times, but I omitted the repeats. Other than that, the list below is completely unedited. I'm letting the typos, missuse of punctuation, and blatant spelling errors speak for themselves. My responses--if any--are in parentheses).

luke's tattoo fashion house (I have higher hopes for my son, thank you.)
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scottsdale police shoot pharmacist
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patti's patch 2006 men,s sofa throw
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pink things list
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"this kiss video"
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"homer laughlin" harlequin fakes (Is there such a thing?)
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hypercalcemia and famous
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refinishing oak bannister pictures (Don't do it if you don't have to. Seriously. It's a long, arduous, and VERY messy job)
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squirt blog vidéo
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recovery from cushing's
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kids room in lavender and pink faux sponging
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trends in whitewashed woodwork (it's hopelessly passe)
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whitewashed woodwork
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fluffy pink thing
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eval kineval bike jumps
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places in phoenix arizona to buy faux designer purses (You won't find that information here, Hon.)
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a list of pink things
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"ms val's" shop (Where...where...WHERE!?!?!?!?)
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pink bathroom things
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linens 'n things happy valley mall phoenix
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fluffy pink basket
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pitchers of fluffy the cat (Who's pitching kitties? That's mean!)
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fun ways to wrap hair up in a towel
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mere littering most occurs
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ms. mark's hot mom next door
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pictures of junie b kissing herb
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boys wearing pantyhose and dresses
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purple dishes
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kenny loggins eddie rabbit separated at birth
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things people collect list
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pink dishes
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blogs for fruity cheerios jingle
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pink wooden floor (I'd actually like to see that one.)
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itrip worthless (YAY!!! I'm not alone!!!)
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ken berry homo
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x-men wrapping paper
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lovin my fluffy
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payphone locator phoenix az (Yeah, good luck with that!)
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faking pregnancy for revenge
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haircuts boys
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griping baby blog
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fluffy laptop jacket
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lake havasu hot girl pitchers (I don't know. Ask Fluffy the Cat.)
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fluffy pink computer chairs
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my perfect husband (Someone's looking for that HERE?!?!?!?)
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fluffy pink armadillos
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list of pink things
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buy feline dental care products (I had good luck at PetsMart.)
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a place for all things fluffy
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fiesta real wives stories

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Fluffy Pink Searches, Part 1