When I Grow Up...

I got this from T i m e O u t s:

Here's the reply the teacher received the following day:

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Dear Mrs. Jones,

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I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

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From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

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Sincerely,

Mrs.Smith