Thursday, February 12, 2009

So Emotional

The following was inspired by this t-shirt we saw at Kohls.
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My Action: Sit at home all day, eating chocolate, and buying crap I don't need on eBay.
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Q's Reaction:
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My Action: Clean the entire house from top to bottom...even scrubbing the crusty brown piss off the wall behind the boys' toilet.
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Q's Reaction:
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My Action: Suggest that we spend Saturday afternoon at a Spring Training game.
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Q's Reaction:
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My Action: Suggest that we spend the day at the mall.
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Q's Reaction:
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My Action: Come to bed wearing a long, flannel gown with a high ruffled collar and tattered cotton panties.
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Q's Reaction:
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My Action: Come to bed wearing a sheer negligee and crotchless panties.
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Q's Reaction:
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My Action: Use my dish money to buy him the Mission: Impossible Season 5 DVD set.
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Q's Reaction:
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My Action: Use his baseball ticket money to buy myself another pair of pink sandals.
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Q's Reaction:
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My Action: Prepare a dinner of slow cooked pot roast, sauteed asparagus with a light cream sauce, fresh baked bread, and strawberry cheesecake for dessert.
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Q's Reaction:
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My Action: Fix overcooked Hamburger Helper for dinner.
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Q's Reaction:
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I should point out that the preceding entry was originally written for Q's eyes only. But it was the man himself who encouraged me to post it here.

4 comments:

papa said...

LOL! This is soooo funny Val! (and Q!) What's in the bottle with the round stopper? Sangria? Kahlua? That might explain the reactions!!!!

Ms. Val said...

None of the above, Papa. It was hot sauce!

Q said...

This picture was taken in Palm Springs a couple years ago when Val and I took a trip there by ourselves (without kids)!

This was a little restraunt where we had breakfast one morning, sitting at one of the sidewalk tables. Val had a mexican inspired eggs benedict that she really loved.

You can just barely see the front of the yellow mustang parked. I got an ovation from the patrons for the excellent job I did parallel parking it in a tight spot!

RainbowDishes said...

(Using his manly voice and manly instinct) I don't get this!?!?!?!?!