Thursday, November 23, 2006

13 Things I Say to Quinton Everyday

1. "Honey, have you seen my____?" (sunglasses, keys, book bag, etc.)

2. "Did you take your afternoon cortisone dose?

3. "Which car do you want do drive today?

4. "Do you have any requests from___? (Frys, Target, Linens 'n' Things, Schwan's, etc.)

5. "You know what else would look nice in our remodeled kitchen...."

6. "How does my hair look?"

7. "When was the last time you checked your blood pressure?"

8. "The____is making a weird noise." (air conditioner, car, pool motor, major appliance, etc.)

9. "How could we be out of_____?" (garbage bags, vanilla ice cream, dishwasher tablets) "I just bought some!"

10. "It's cold in here!"

11. "It's hot in here!"

12. "How about pizza for dinner?"

13. "Could you please turn that TV down?!?!?!?!?" (I use much stronger language if he's watching the Fox News Channel)

Next week: 13 Things Quinton always says to me.

3 comments:

kj said...

priceless, val. i laughed throughout.

happy thanksgiving to you and your familiy!

kj

Anonymous said...

you are a sweet, loving in your own unique wifely way to Q! he must really be very thankful to have you.

happy thanksgiving to you and your boys!

Ces said...

This is so funny! I can think of the same things I tell my husband everyday but it would not be as entertaining as this one.