Tuesday, March 03, 2009


Over the weekend, over two dozen houses in our neighborhood were attacked by kids shooting paintballs. It happened late Saturday night after everyone was asleep so nobody saw anything. The boys did say they heard noises around 11:30, but they thought it was just dry leaves blowing in the wind.

Luckily, we were only hit once in the garage door. The paint--which was pink, BTW--came off easily, but left a bit of an oily residue. Many of the other neighbors' cars got hit. The guy whose Hummer got splattered in day-glo green was pi$$ed.

But it could be worse. We could be living among these attractive nuisances:


ChristopherM said...

The guy who was driving a Hummer had it coming.

Ms. Val said...

Christopher, what about the guy next door? His little Saturn got hit, too!

Oh, and so did our other next door neighbor--a Honda owner! :-)

ChristopherM said...

They didn't deserve it, of course. But the Hummer guy? That's just karma for being so insecure about the size of his penis that he has to drive something that gets six miles per gallon.

Ms. Val said...

I know, Christopher. I was just funning with you.

As far as the Hummer, I have a problem with anyone who spends that much money on a car and doesn't park it in the garage.

JMO...although many people disagree with it.