Thursday, September 25, 2008

Beltless

This morning when Luke was getting dressed, he asked me to help him find a belt. Apparently, all of his good jeans were dirty. I was given a few pairs by a neighbor lady whose son had outgrown them, but they were a bit too big.

I knew Kyle had an old belt somewhere, but it was MIA . I told Luke I would stop and buy him a belt on the way to school.

My first stop was Nordstrom’s Rack. Yes, 80% of their store is women's apparel, but they do have a decent children’s department. Unfortunately their kids' offerings don’t include belts.
So it was off to Old Navy. No dice there, either. They did have some trousers that came with a belt. I was tempted to buy those, but Luke only wears jeans.

I even scanned the girl’s department, hoping to find a belt that wasn’t pink or purple—anything that could pass for gender neutral. I left with only a pink tank top from the ladies’ clearance rack. A girl can never have too many pink tank tops.

On the way home, I stopped by Kohl’s. They had boys’ belts, but aside from being buried in a rack behind the clearance section, their belt selection was lackluster, at best. There were no black and brown reversible braided belts with a gold-tone buckle in size small anywhere in the store. I guess I’m an impossible customer to please.

Seriously, how hard could it possibly be to find a kids' belt? I mean SERIOUSLY?!?!? Is there a leather shortage I don't know about?

Sigh. I'll probably try Target and another Kohl's this weekend. Worst case scenario, I'll check Wal-Mart. In the meantime, I have to throw a load of jeans in the wash.

7 comments:

Lucas said...

YOU PUT A BLOG POST BECAUSE I COULDNT FIND A BELT THIS MORNING?!?!?!?GEEEEEZ, WOMEN, YOU ARE IN NEED OF SSEERRIIOOUUSS BLOG MATERIAL!!!!!

Lucas said...

P.S... GET OVER IT!!!! FIND ME 1 OF DADS BELTS AND LUST DOUBBLE LOOP IT AROUND MY WAIST. DO YOU REALLY EXPECT PEOPLE TO READ THIS?!?!?!?!?!?

I need an asprin

Lucas said...

ur enjoying these just for the glory and higly-improves self-esteem of getting more comments. i will stor your earge and just fit all into 1 comment!!! every other one's blog has something at least semi-ataquit on their blog(no offense to any other bloggers) but ME tring to find a belt thismorning to wear a peir of jeens?!?!?!?!?!man. i will stor improving your everlasting self-esteem

but before i do, i just cant get over it. A BELT!!!! A BELT?!?!!? u no im doing u a favor cuz i will cause more comments commenting on my overlydramatic outrage outburst commenting on your blog, so thank me for improving you happyness

someone needs to put me into a straightjaket.

Lucas said...

the interesting thing is that i havent even read ur post yet.....=p

Ms. Val said...

YOU ARE IN NEED OF SSEERRIIOOUUSS BLOG MATERIAL!!!!!

Yes, Luke, you are right.

P.S... GET OVER IT!!!! FIND ME 1 OF DADS BELTS AND LUST DOUBBLE LOOP IT AROUND MY WAIST. DO YOU REALLY EXPECT PEOPLE TO READ THIS?!?!?!?!?!?

Double looping one of Dad's belts would be so bulky that you'd look like you're wearing a tutu. Do you really want to go to school like that? And yes, people will read this for the comments left by a goofy 10 year old.

i will stor your earge and just fit all into 1 comment!!! every other one's blog has something at least semi-ataquit on their blog(no offense to any other bloggers) but ME tring to find a belt thismorning to wear a peir of jeens?!?!?!?!?!

Your spelling skills are atrocious, Dear. I'd like to know who to thank for that because you don't get it from me. I will take credit for your diction, however.

someone needs to put me into a straightjaket.

No arguments here.

RainbowDishes said...

YOU ARE IN NEED OF SSEERRIIOOUUSS BLOG MATERIAL!!!!!

It was very kind of Lucas to come up with this new blog material for you. This comment section is some of the best blogging material I have read in a long time. Thank you Lucas.

Ms. Val said...

Craig, I laughed my @$$ off when read that. I even invited Luke, his dad, and brother to become team members on this blog. So far, only Q has accepted. The boys don't check their emails very often.