Thursday 13: The Useless Edition

Below is a list of 13 things that I would be willing to erase from my life.

1. Weeds.

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2. Leg hair

3. Beer and wine (I tried to acquire a taste, but can't stand either of 'em. In fact, both drinks make me sick. For this reason--among others--I think I'm adopted.)

4. Telemarketers

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5. The Fox News Channel

6. Acne

7. Flyers

8. Hiccups

9. Dust Bunnies

10. Receipts that are printed in faded ink

11. Freezer burn

12. Pencils without erasers
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13. SPAM (the e-mail AND the food)